Megan and I dropped by my mom’s house while we were driving around looking at Christmas lights. There we found my father removing the carpeting and old couch from the family room. My dad seems to like to renovate the night before family comes into town. Seven years ago tonight he installed that same carpet the he removed tonight. Of course I showed up just in time to help him load it onto his truck.
I spent 3 hours of 12/24 driving with my dad from Freehold, NJ to Denville, NJ to drop my brother off at his ex-girlfriend’s house for the night. By my reckoning this is a cock-assist (although not of the same scale as the Fall Break-Warren-Maine trip). I’m just not sure my parents realize this.
Or more likely, your father realizes and just doesn’t want to admit that he knows.
It was even worse when we went to get him Christmas afternoon. We spent a total of 4.5 hours driving there and back while God jizzed all over us.
That’s what all that white stuff is?