Tall Brian visited his parents for a couple weeks and now he’s back living in my apartment. This time he’s made himself more at home with a Coleman air mattress and his Smurf sheets.
Dude, doesn’t he have a room there already? You should move into a bigger apartment at the old-man place and start charging rent. Just think of the server closet you could build with your forces combined!
Incidentally, I’ll let you know when I’m back at my parents’ for Christmas. I’ll have to come up and visit.
He has a length of the wall in the living room. Megan and I were actually considering rearranging our computer room to accommodate him there but he seems content in the middle of the living room.
Definitely let me know when you’re in town, we would love a visit.
I’m here till the 15th, so if you’re coming back before then, I’ll be very happy. Otherwise, oh well. Is Pete going back to PA?
As for my air mattress, my plan is to find a girl and invite her back to Dave’s place. Then, when she sees the Smurf sheets, she’ll spontaneously take off her clothes and have sex with me. While this (specifically the thrusting) may exceed the 600 pounds the mattress is rated to support, it will be well worth it to have a “sex on an air mattress with Smurf sheets” story.
Dude, doesn’t he have a room there already? You should move into a bigger apartment at the old-man place and start charging rent. Just think of the server closet you could build with your forces combined!
Incidentally, I’ll let you know when I’m back at my parents’ for Christmas. I’ll have to come up and visit.
He has a length of the wall in the living room. Megan and I were actually considering rearranging our computer room to accommodate him there but he seems content in the middle of the living room.
Definitely let me know when you’re in town, we would love a visit.
I’m here till the 15th, so if you’re coming back before then, I’ll be very happy. Otherwise, oh well. Is Pete going back to PA?
As for my air mattress, my plan is to find a girl and invite her back to Dave’s place. Then, when she sees the Smurf sheets, she’ll spontaneously take off her clothes and have sex with me. While this (specifically the thrusting) may exceed the 600 pounds the mattress is rated to support, it will be well worth it to have a “sex on an air mattress with Smurf sheets” story.
Popping said air matress through vigorous thrusting would be even more impressive.
The smurf sheets are definetly key.
I think a mattress stress test is in order. Do we have any voulenteers?